Moments of silence
make me think I'll go crazy
and start screaming, "BOOBS!"

Moments of silence
make me think deeply about
my boyfriend's penis.

What a tragedy,
I thought. Maybe there will be
chicken strips at lunch.

From destruction comes
new life, renewed brotherhood.
Mostly poems though.

Krissy Contorno
said she knew someone who died.
She lies a lot though.

I'd hate terrorists
more if my birthday had been
on 9/11.

The news came on right
after that one Eve song. Man,
that song was so good.